For those of you who aren’t aware of the Roosh V Forum, it is a Fight Club-like think tank and message board composed of men from all walks of life. Doctors, lawyers, engineers, academics, laborers, and everything in between gather to engage in a bit of friendly banter, discuss the problems of today’s world, and share the odd game tip or two.
Though the forum certainly has its traditions and culture all its own, its members recognize that the world is changing and we may have to alter our approach to life over the coming century. To that end, here’s a sampling of what we think the future might look like, as predicted by thread titles from 2114 in an excellent thread started by POASTER and recently revived (with credit to original poster in parentheses):
Game
“Bitch didn’t approve my consent application last night – couldn’t make out” (POASTER)
“Tips for Guys in their 140s Hitting On Girls in their 120s?” (POASTER)
“Tips for Guys in their 140s Hitting On Girls in their 120s 20s?” (Soma)
“I just had Psychokinesis sex” (MY DETROIT PLAYAS)
“How to game Robot 9s” (Cattle Rustler)
“The Quest for Traditional Women: Quechua vs. Inuit” (Sonsowey)
“Is it True Founder Roosh was an Oppresso-Sexual and had Physical Sex with Females??” (POASTER)
“The Would You Teleport It Thread” (Cunnilinguist)
“Last surviving PUA nabbed by local authorities in Toronto” (Cunnilinguist)
“Erik Von MarkoBot Releases Controversial New “Pickup” Guide Titled ‘How To Have Sex with One of the Remaining Eight Actual Women in Toronto’” (Hades)
“How To Pass Shit-Tests About Your Genetic-Engineered Pedigree” (Quintus Curtius)
“Secret Diary of Original RVF Member Discovered In Attic In New Detroit” (Quintus Curtius)
“Need advice for passing tentacle control at clubs in Moscow” (Handsome Creepy Eel)
Culture
“Fit Man Turns Down Fat Woman, Executed Under Jezebel Act Of 2030” (CRR)
“Lindy West’s Great Granddaughter Can’t Fit Into Massive Spaceship Destined For Jupiter, Throws Fit” (CRR)
“Poll: Do You Guys Prefer Girth or Length on Your Wife’s Penis?” (POASTER)
“How to make $1,000,000 in 6 months by working in the Martian Oil Craters” (Cattle Rustler)
Cosmopolitan: “From adopted African baby to teenage boy toy: how moms can navigate the sexy transition!” (Days Of Broken Arrows)
Washington Post: “Extremists question high school’s ‘mandatory homosexual experience’ graduation requirement” (Days Of Broken Arrows)
The Atlantic: “The new ‘male slavery’ movement: why it’s not only moral, but essential” (Days Of Broken Arrows)
New Republic: “No, mass starvation, widespread power outages, and nuclear fallout are not the fault of our last four female presidents” (Days Of Broken Arrows)
New York Times: “Why lowering the age of post-partum abortion to 9 is harmful to women” (Days Of Broken Arrows)
“Prius sales continue to skyrocket; No longer considered gay” (RCP)
“Gamergate XXIV: Mike CF’s Great Grandson Finally Speaks” (Quintus Curtius)
“Inside The Trillion-Dollar SelfieSatellite™ Industry” (Black Knight)
“Coming Out of the Closet: How to tell your Friends and Family you aren’t gay” (Horus)
Entertainment
“Monument dedicated to Lena Dunham erected in Central Park” (Cunnilinguist)
“Wall Survivor – American Actress Jenny Chang-Smith Gonzalez” (POASTER)
“Is your Hovercraft alpha? Let el mechanico decide” (Krusyos)
“What do you all think of The 30 Second Work Week?” (Krusyos)
“Return Of Kings Media Corporation Announces Stock Split At New York Stock Exchange” (Quintus Curtius)
“Mark Zuckerberg III Promises Tighter Privacy Controls On Facebook” (Black Knight)
“Lena Dunham to replace Theodore Roosevelt on Mount Rushmore” (nek)
Health And Wellness
“Study: Light speed travel lowers sperm count” (Mentavious)
“Anorexia finally defeated as America celebrates 100% obesity rate” (Sonsowey)
“Abstaining from mechanically synthesized sludge for a month” (DjembaDjemba)
“No fap challenge, can you last one hour?” (Cattle Rustler)
“The Real Alpha Male’s Guide to Wallmart Sexbots” (runsonmagic)
Politics
“New British Law (Shari’a Code 113302) Passed by Lord Sayyed William al-Landani” (POASTER)
“U.S. initiates bombing campaign in Iraq” (Sonsowey)
“US debt reaches 800 trillion – President ”very confident” in recovery” (French Canadian)
“Months After Purchasing US State of New York, Apple Declared Sovereign Nation By the United Nations” (Hades)
“Is It Time For A Male President?” (Black Knight)
Travel
“Mars Datasheet” (POASTER)
“The Islamic State – ~ A Black Man’s Disneyland ~ ” (POASTER)
“The best planets for black guys to get laid” (vinman)
“Roosh’s new book ‘Intergalactic Poosy Paradise: Saturn awaits’” (MY DETROIT PLAYAS)
“I was in a huge fight against white knights at a cantina in Mos Eisley” (Alpha_Romeo)
Old Favorites
“Do Looks Matter?” (iamdegaussed)
“Was This Alpha?” (Cattle Rustler)
“Which country is best for Indian guys to meet white girls?” (el mechanico)
“Are pocket squares still alpha?” (Oz.)
“What happened to The G Manifesto back in 2013?” (Merenguero)
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Yup. This is pretty accurate.
2100: WW9 nuclear radiation leads to wide-spread terminal cancer, threatening the species.
2104: Scientists discover no-fap cures cancer.
2114: “Where have all the good men gone!?”
“Woman faces life sentence for having an hour glass figure”
Scary
Oh sure we can laugh now…
“Coming Out of the Closet: How to tell your Friends and Family you aren’t gay” (Horus) LMFAO!
Yep it seems like homosexuals are the ideal men. At least according to the media.
Nobel prize winner “Queen Of Cockblocks” to address the U.N. next week.
They’ll be asking questions like, “How can I get the guy next door to let me court his daughter?”, knowing that fathers are legally allowed to kill men who approach their daughters without permission. You don’t game women in a tribal society; “Bang Chechnya” or “Bang Dagestan” would end with Roosh’s death on page one.
That’s how it was in Sicily in 1900, and that’s how it’ll be in any society that’s still around in 2114, whether or not the Moslems win.
It depends on the tribal sociey actually, i.e. Polynesians are different than Daghestanis. in (some) tribal societies your older relatives would pressure you to date certain people if not straight out arrange it.
“Mona Lisa painted over with artist’s own menstrual blood, proclaimed -best artwork of the 22nd century- by critics.”
“New President to end rape culture – removal of history textbooks underway.”
All students are required to carry their “butt rape awareness” mattresses to class.
“A timeline of the destruction of Feminism in the last 100 years and how Rooshv saved us”
“Westernised women nearly extinct, men refuse to breed with broken westernised women with help of male contraception”
“011110100010001”
“Feminism- maybe it wasnt such a bad idea after all?”
“5 reasons why girls with tattoos and piercings are broken”
Because this article will still be getting screeching narcissists responding to it a century from now, that’s why.
the culture would have changed enough that everyone even the roosh forum users a century from now will consider iit reaactionary
Bloody hilarious with that tinge of sadness at how prophetic this very well might be…
Here is the news
Coming to you with every horror on every hour
Here is the news
The mindscape’s fine but there’s gonna be a propaganda shower
Here is the news
A cure’s been found for porn jag
Here is the news
A gamma male’s been found in a plastic bag
[Sex surrogate workers strike in Toronto today
A sex positive campaign by World One health services
Led to 100 000 passengers at Pearson Spaceway being held up
For up to twenty minutes to board flights]
[Ten Giro technicians were sentenced today in London
By the World One justice computer to ten years of
Free healthcare and sex reassignment services]
Here is the news
Another trans-furry gamer convention
Here is the news
They’re still too fucked up to mention
[Trading in Plastic People shares has crashed
The Kazakhstan bio-futures market and
Regularly scheduled trades have been reversed
All this is only a tiny little detail
Because the horniest of gamma men are already
Patiently awaiting the arrival of their Plastic Marriage Partner]
Here is the news
I can’t fly home, there’s no home to fly back to
Here is the news
I couldn’t go back
Here is the news
Plastic People are now being made of recycled poo
Here is the news
Look carefully, one may arrive for you, you, you
[The World One knowledge decommissioning programme is done
The Arch-Librarian of Charing Cross is waving from his cell
Internexus and Interzone services have been normalised
Who knows what we’ll see, they promise it’ll be all right
I’d call you back, but you’re already in my mind phone]
Here is the news
Here is the news
Here is the news
(with apologies to Jeff Lynne and ELO for making even his dystopian future yet more dystopian)
all that will be left is a burned out server in a shell of a building, with some radioactive mutants using it’s casing for a coffee table….
For a minute there I was worried, but then you implied there will still be coffee, so I’ll be OK.
“Where to Buy the Highest Quality Blow Up Dolls”
Funny. Also, refreshing. I love the stuff on this site, but a joke every now and again is nice.
“Which female robot model for Alphas?”
related
“How soon will humans go extinct?”
We’ve been down to a total population of a few thousand without going extinct. The geneticists tell us that the successful out of Africa migration was no more than a few hundred that populated the rest of the world.
If the human population reduced to a few hundred million we’d not only be in no danger of extinction, but probably be rather less so than we are now and they’d all be living in luxury if the technology level were maintained.
I can see breeding becoming even less fashionable for a while until population levels are reduced, but I don’t see it going away completely. Women want security, handbags, shoes and . . . babies.
Women will get what they want out of men, one way or another. It’s what they’re good at.
Men are good at making security, handbags and shoes, but they aren’t very good at not giving them to women who will fuck. Robots will mitigate that, but not change it.
“Frankly, I’m happy Homo Sapiens finally kicked the bucket — do any of you have an idea of how much it can hurt a well-tuned Mind Criminal to try to think in Twenty-First Century Basic?”
Just a reminder: By law all boys upon turning 18 must register for evaluation of their sexual desirability by committees of teenage girls. The state will pay for the cremation of the boys’ remains who don’t make the cut.
I’m gonna tweet out several of these. Excellent work.
“Police on the lookout for 18 year old male virgin who escaped after the local teen girl committee rejected him as unsuitable for sex.”
Hahaha hillarious!
Huffington post: “creepy man who defiled innocent young woman’s hands with his, finally kicked out of university”
“Man arrested for hate crime: shoved gay man who just wanted a French kiss”
“Conspiracy Theorist Insists First Airplane Invented by Two White Guys From Ohio”
“Historical Data Tracking Proves Conspiracy Theorists Accurate 99.8% Of The Time. Coincidence Theorists Dismayed, And Continue Their Denial.”
Dude….
The future is going to be scary.
If I choose to undergo immortal life operation and live for another 100 years.
“Congress passes the draft for women to serve in combat at the age of 13.”
Because the age of adulthood might be that young.
“Erik Von MarkoBot Releases Controversial New “Pickup” Guide Titled ‘How To Have Sex with One of the Remaining Eight Actual Women in Toronto’” (Hades)
lol..Never mind the year 2114 this is actually already happened in Toronto
“Transgender Man Arrested For ‘Man Spreading’ On Bus — Claims That Law Only Applies To Men”
My sides are in space atm
My favorites
“Bitch didn’t approve my consent application last night – couldn’t make out” (POASTER)
“Tips for Guys in their 140s Hitting On Girls in their 120s?” (POASTER)
“The Quest for Traditional Women: Quechua vs. Inuit” (Sonsowey)
“Last surviving PUA nabbed by local authorities in Toronto” (Cunnilinguist)
“Erik Von MarkoBot Releases Controversial New “Pickup” Guide Titled ‘How To Have Sex with One of the Remaining Eight Actual Women in Toronto’” (Hades)
“Secret Diary of Original RVF Member Discovered In Attic In New Detroit” (Quintus Curtius)
“Fit Man Turns Down Fat Woman, Executed Under Jezebel Act Of 2030″ (CRR)
“Lindy West’s Great Granddaughter Can’t Fit Into Massive Spaceship Destined For Jupiter, Throws Fit” (CRR)
“How to make $1,000,000 in 6 months by working in the Martian Oil Craters” (Cattle Rustler)
Cosmopolitan: “From adopted African baby to teenage boy toy: how moms can navigate the sexy transition!” (Days Of Broken Arrows)
Washington Post: “Extremists question high school’s ‘mandatory homosexual experience’ graduation requirement” (Days Of Broken Arrows)
The Atlantic: “The new ‘male slavery’ movement: why it’s not only moral, but essential” (Days Of Broken Arrows)
New Republic: “No, mass starvation, widespread power outages, and nuclear fallout are not the fault of our last four female presidents” (Days Of Broken Arrows)
“Coming Out of the Closet: How to tell your Friends and Family you aren’t gay” (Horus)
“Return Of Kings Media Corporation Announces Stock Split At New York Stock Exchange” (Quintus Curtius)
Anorexia finally defeated as America celebrates 100% obesity rate” (Sonsowey)
“No fap challenge, can you last one hour?” (Cattle Rustler)
“The best planets for black guys to get laid” (vinman)
“I was in a huge fight against white knights at a cantina in Mos Eisley” (Alpha_Romeo)
“Which country is best for Indian guys to meet white girls?” (el mechanico)
But hopefully by 2114 feminism will have been killed and sent to hell. Come on Winston. You shouldnt be negative.
Amnesty International: Israel must be destroyed
I needed those laughs 🙂
“War On Barbaric Sexual Fetishes Complete: FemmeBot model 764CX Traps Last Heterosexual Male As Steel Vagina Flaps Trap Erection And Refuse To Release.”
“Rock Music and Slavic Languages Banned – 5 Men Arrested And Sentenced To Death For Having L** Z******* Records And R*****n Textbooks”