Why Women Are Like Cats And Men Are Like Dogs

Let’s revisit this ‘classic’ analogy again.

Even if you feel like it’s…

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CATS:

Cats are beautiful creatures. So are women.  Especially when it comes to their faces, and more so their eyes. Staring in a cat’s eyes for long, can mesmerize you. So can a woman’s.

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Cats are manipulative, prodigal creatures that only want you when they want you. Try picking up a cat at any time, and see how it will scratch you. A cat’s affection for you is essentially an act of investment on it’s end. There is nothing more fake than the dishonest affection of a cat, irrespective of its type. Cats only need affection on their own terms.

Cats know how to insinuate themselves into your affection, even if they are useless creatures. “Aw, look at the poor cute little thing!” A cat is a master at turning its weakness into its advantage. It would meekly rub its soft fur against you to garner attention. It would purr softly and sensually as you stroke it. It snuggles softly into your body, making you believe that it needs and ‘loves‘ you, but what it actually needs is the warmth of your body.

Cats are opportunistic. Cats live on opportunity. They stalk their prey.  Women are the same, for they are hypergamous.

Cats are practically useless creatures. On an average, Cats spent 16 hours sleeping and the rest eating and lazing around. Cats can’t defend your home. A cat will only fight to defend itself, but never you. A cat’s life is engrossed with itself, and trying to exploit the resources of its master, without being of use in return. Cats are basically domesticated parasites.

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Cats enslave you. A cat’s often ‘purpose’ in your home is to act cute. As mentioned above, they’re practically useless animals. Any home having a cat will be forced to acquiesce itself to its feline member. Essentially humans are the pets of cats, and not the other way around.

Cats are cruel and merciless creatures. Observe a cat with its prey (e.g. with a rat or an insect). A cat will play around with its prey’s half dead body before devouring it, much like a psychopath.  Women more or less exhibit the same tendencies.

Cats can fuck up your home. Cats are worst when it comes to your furniture. A cat will happily allow itself to sharpen its claws on your furniture and ruin it.

Cats are insensitive and selfish creatures. Cats don’t think of anything, except themselves. Cats are essentially selfish creatures, except when it comes to their offspring. But a female cat is again never so protective of its young as a bitch is.

Cats are thieving parasites. A cat’s habit of stealing is legendary. The stealth predator that they are, cats will not hesitate to help itself to your stuff without permission. It’s a cat’s entitled nature to your stuff, as you’ve honored yourself by adopting it.

Cats are narcissistic creatures. A cat spends most of its time eating, exploring (to hunt or steal), sleeping, lazing around and preening itself.

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Cats have seductive and feminine allure. Look at the graceful movements of a cat. Observe the lazy seductive stretches of its body. Cats are the natural exhibitors of female sex appeal. Any woman wanting to learn seductive female body language could learn well from observing a cat, and carry herself in a similar fashion. Humans have always been seduced by this appeal of these creatures from history.

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Cats make valuable pets — to feminists.

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Cats are disloyal creatures. As explained above, cats are only loyal to themselves, not to their masters. Cats are essentially mercenaries.

DOGS:

Dogs are honorable and loyal creatures, exhibiting essentially masculine virtues. A dog’s greatest quality is in its loyalty and honor when it comes to their masters. Dogs will always stick with you watch your back.

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Dogs are intelligent, versatile and useful creatures. From guarding your home, giving you company and giving hope to humans in a modern world where the word loyalty has just become a tattoo, dogs are versatile pets. You can train a dog like no other animal.

Dogs are brave creatures. A dog’s bravery is legendary. So much that they were employed in war and domesticated to guard homes and livestock .

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Dogs are self sacrificing creatures. A dog may run away when it comes to personal safety, but rarely backs down from danger especially when it comes to the safety of its master. A dog will fight for you and can even die for you. A dog’s spirit is essentially that of self sacrifice.

Dogs love doggy style. And so do men. No brainer there.

Dogs are often ignored, in lieu of cats. This happens usually in households where both the creatures are adopted. The dog’s loyalty and value is often ignored for the parasitical, undeserving and useless cat’s seductive appeal.  Dispensable beauty often beats indispensable efficiency. This is just like how men—the indispensable gender necessary for the building of civilization—have become dispensable in modern societies.

A master can fool a dog, but not a cat. Dogs are trusting animals when it comes to their masters. Men are the same when it comes to their women. On the other hand, cats don’t trust you, even if you’ve raised them for long.  One act of admonishment is enough for a cat to act as if it’s not your pet. Dogs can be fooled, because they’re essentially forgiving animals. Cats rarely forgive, but expect to be forgiven.

Dogs are sensitive creatures. Especially to a lack of love from their masters. 

Dogs are direct and honest animals. A dog’s efforts to gain your attention are direct, not a subtle gauged seduction of you like a cat.  But the problem with dogs is that they can’t act feminine and cute like cats to gain your attention. Dogs will lick you, bark at you and act funny so that you notice them. That’s how men are. A man’s sex drive and affections are the same – honest and direct. There is nothing deceptive about his interest in a woman than an erection when he sees her.

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Dogs bear responsibility and adversity with fortitude. Dogs were domesticated to guard homes. The role of a guardian is a life of responsibility and peril. Dogs are masters at handling both eventualities with fortitude.

Dogs need freedom. One of the worst things people do to their pet dogs is to tie them up. A dog needs to explore and see the world, or it howls and becomes very aggressive. Dogs live for freedom.

Dogs are patient creatures. Until pushed too far. Cats are essentially impatient, and don’t tolerate unwanted attention at all.

Dogs can be easily assuaged. Your dog’s howling for some fresh air and freedom?  Give it some food. Rub it.  Dogs can be easily assuaged, and usually settle for little from their masters.  A cat will move over to your neighbor’s home to find what it’s not getting from you. Dogs are essentially slave-like, while cats are mercenaries.

Dogs need love, and are receptive to affection. Dogs are happy with little, and need your company all the time. A dog without a master is indeed a sad dog.

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Dogs are a man’s best friend. Period. A dog will never leave you, even in adverse situations. Men are the same. A man will take a bullet for his loved ones, his country, his tribe or a fellow man.

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The biggest analogy? Just like how dogs do all their life, men chase cats, i.e. women. Even with the reversal of gender roles and tastes in the modern world.

Being called a dog and being called a son of a bitch are two different things.  While the latter is essentially offensive and derogatory, being called a dog is essentially honorable if you consider the above points. The Mongols honored dogs in their culture. Genghis Khan famously called his commander Subudei “one of his dogs of war” – not in a derogatory sense, but to compliment Subudei on his loyalty, bravery and honor.  Calling someone a cat is derogatory when taking a cat’s parasitical personality into consideration.  A dog is an honorable and loyal creature, very much displaying the essence of true masculinity.  But like men, it ironically gets the flak despite all its usefulness, so much that it’s name itself becomes a curse word.

Beta programming of modern men has often made them to behave in feminine ways like cats, and feminist modern women are behaving like masculinized bitches. Considering that, this analogy could rather be modified as “Why women were like cats, and men were like dogs.”

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332 thoughts on “Why Women Are Like Cats And Men Are Like Dogs”

    1. Living is the countryside with animals is alpha, and pet-owning in a city is so beta.

    1. “Farm cat” is the term. This is a cat you never let in the house and train (usually through threat) not to harm the chickens. You feed it only only to make it stick around. A farm cat can be useful, but you basically have to be an asshole to it to make it stick around (like women).

    2. Cats naturally hunt in any case – they are carnivorous predators. They hunt simply to sustain themselves through instinct, not to keep you free of vermin. Useful perhaps, but a dog will keep vermin away through intimidation – it may not dispose of vermin, but it will keep the bastards away. Dogs are far better than cats for the home. Period.

      1. No only do “cats” hunt, once they have captured their prey they will toy with it, torture it, extend its agony as long as possible until finally killing it.
        Then walking away as if nothing ever happened, and start looking for its next victim.

        1. This article probably should specify types of cats – typically tabby types I’m assuming – because there are some breeds that can be quite efficient hunters-for-food and basically be tinier dogs.
          I had a Maine Coone that would regularly bring dead seagulls to us freshly killed, and guarded our home when burglars came twice. Loved the shit out of that little guy.
          The same thing can be said with dogs; there are certain breeds that won’t do any of what you said above.

    3. They also make fine toilet guards, as my guy Socks shows in the pic to the left. He keeps drunken skanks away from my throne.

  1. Next ROK article: why men are like carrots and women are like eggplants.

  2. Notice that it is women who are mostly the cat owners. Why do you think?
    – Because they see a bit of themselves in cats. They relate to cats.

    1. You must not have seen this, and therefore you have it completely backwards:
      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2606478/Cats-really-mans-best-friend-Men-today-prefer-felines-women-sooner-dog.html
      “It seems man’s best friend has fallen out with his master.
      Men today prefer cats as pets, while dogs are more popular among women, a survey of 1,685 pet owners in the UK has suggested.
      The poll, conducted by bed retailer Time4Sleep, found that 34 per cent of men owned a cat, with 33 per cent owning a dog.
      A total of 36 per cent of women, however, owned a dog, with just 33 per cent having a cat – making dogs ‘woman’s best friend’.”

      1. Another proof of how modern men have become feminized in their tastes, and women have masculine. Gender roles swap.

        1. AGAIN NO. OR SUPERFICIALLY ONLY MAYBE YES. BUT THE WHY IS DIFFERENT.
          MEN HAVE BECOME FEMINIZED BECAUSE OF PLASTICS THAT IMITATE ESTROGEN.
          WOMEN HAVE NOT BECOME MORE MASCULINE. THEY ONLY STOPPED BEING PASSIVE AND TOOK CHARGE, AS IN ALL SPECIES. UNTIL RECENTLY THEY HAD BEEN HIDING THEIR NATURE IN FEAR OF IDIOTS (MEN)

        1. THEY MAY BE EVIL BUT HARDLY SHITS.
          AND BE SURE THEY HATE YOU BACK. THEY LOVE ME. COS THEY RECOGNIZE HUMANS WHO ARE SHITTY. LIKE YOURSELF.
          GET OFF.

    2. OK…BUT ALSO BECAUSE WE WANT TENDERNESS. EVEN IF SKIN DEEP. MEN DON’T HAVE EVEN SUCH TENDERNESS. WE WANT TO CUDDLE. CATS ARE OUR BABIES ONCE OUR BABIES HAVE GROWN UP AND EVEN LEFT US. THAT’S WHY WE LOVE CATS SO MUCH. TO CUDDLE AND BE CUDDLED.

  3. Genghis Khan famously called his commander Subudei “one of his dogs of war” – not in a derogatory sense, but to compliment Subudei on his loyalty, bravery and honor.

    Ever notice that the loyal servants and champions are called “dogs” – attack dog, guard dog, dog of war – but never cat, whilst the leaders are regarded as tiger, panther, lion, etc., but never dog?
    Wonder why that is, and what it says about the differences in demeanor between servant and conqueror…?

  4. Most gamers gradually find out that they get more happiness from rejecting girls than seducing them.

    1. True. There’s sadistic pleasure turning a girl on, getting her horny, and then rejecting her – especially if she’s an evil cunt of misery.

      1. If she’s not what you want in a women why waste the time knowing her. Could use the time working on a business plan etc

      2. Lol. Autoerotic asphyxiation for players. It’s a dangerous game.

        1. Much like practicing a choke hold on yourself. How long can you go before you turn blue?

        2. Much like practicing a choke hold on yourself. How long can you go before you turn blue?

          Pun intended.

      3. you don’t have to reject her, just learn how switch off your sex drive at will, let her smooch and moan and suck your soft dick for half an hour and then tell her she just doesn’t do it for you…. it is the most hilarious thing to watch…. their entire feminine psychology, which is based around ‘men always want me’ / ‘i’m so hot’….. just implodes… there is no fall back plan….

      4. What? This sounds like a fantasy. I can’t imagine a gamer lasting long enough to turn a girl on. More like he comes all over himself when her tits come out.

  5. What’s the difference between a woman and a cat?
    One is a feral creature pawing and clawing in streets or alleyways and the other is a cat.

  6. Cats were domesticated in ancient Egypt and loved because they protected the grain from rodents. That was their main valuable use.

    1. hahaha…..men, You’ve made my day. That was hilarious.
      Specially the male feminist dog. So true….lmao

    2. To be complete, the “Trolls” dog should be lifting his leg and pissing on the woman’s favorite modern art sculpture.

  7. I stopped after reading “Cats are domesticated parasites”, I was laughing to damn hard

  8. I respect dogs far more than cats but I don’t have time to look after a dog. It would be unfair to be disloyal to something that is loyal for me. For that reason I’d rather have a cat because they look after themselves. Although that said I’d rather not have a pet than have a cat.

  9. This article is wrong. A cat is the alpha animal.
    – Cats do what they want whenever they want. No fucks are given.
    – Cats hold frame and don’t chase and have abundance mentality when it comes to services and food.
    – Cats demand, expect and get compliance to a schedule based on their needs
    – Cats are aloof and follow the 2/3 rule of not giving out more affection than they get back
    Dogs are the other hand are the ultimate beta
    – Dog gives when you call it
    – Dogs are eager to please based on the creatures every whim
    – Dogs will still follow you if you mistreat them
    – Dogs are basically mindless slaves that do what they are told no matter the consequences to themselves.
    Also the highest example of a feline is the majestic Lion or Tiger. Apex land predators with the size and fighting skills to back it up. Not afraid of going on the field of battle alone like some type of furry Conan the Barbarian.
    However, the highest example of a dog is the hyena. This animal is a coward who has to hunt and fight in packs because pound for pound they can’t hack it. They need many beta hyenas to fight one mighty alpha Lion.

    1. Which is why women are attracted to cats.
      What shall we do with this article now? Send it for scrap?

        1. They´ll survive if they are forced to, but they´d much rather prefer for you to feed them…so they can lazy around all day.

        2. There is a colony of cats living in my neighborhood that has been there for years. They do just fine. Cats who are feral can not easily move indoors and cats who are pampered pets can not easily move outdoors. It is because they are spoiled and have not had to rely on their instincts. Just like spoiled people.
          But let’s be real, this whole rant is anti-woman, not anti-cat. I got linked to it by someone in disbelief of the myosgyny. What’s your excuse?

        3. Cool, you have a point on feral cats vs spoiled cats…but what I don´t get is why you ask me what´s my excuse, my excuse for what?, for being in this website?

        4. Kind of like women. They can take and do things themselves successfully and efficiently, but their smart enough to let others (men) do it half ass. Why get your hands dirty am I right!!!!!!!

        5. A parasite lives within and off of its host. Obviously a cat does not fit this criteria.

        6. Wrong, a cats cries are designed to mimic a wailing infant. Its a parasitic trait based on emotional manipulation. Much like most women who cry like babies when they don’t get what they want.

        7. Fuck off you dumb shit. Don’t involve yourself in discussions you don’t understand.

        8. Pot, kettle much? Cut your umbilical cord and wake up you sad pathetic mangina. Your just some pussy appeasing troll who is in love with mummy and has not been able to overcome maternal brainwashing.

        9. I have no time for fools. Contribute something useful to the discussion minus the pointless insults and irrelevant cliches or find yourself a more appropriate playmate.

        10. NOT ONLY THAT.
          HUMANS TAKE CATS TO LIVE WITH THEM SO WHY DO THEY COMPLAIN.
          IF THEY WANT A SERVANT, PAY ONE. BUT YOU WANT A CAT COS CATS ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATURES ON EARTH

        11. HAHAHA, AND YOU THINK YOU ARE AN EXPERT AND UNDERSTAND EVOLUTION, BELIEVING IT IS NOT FACT COS THERE ARE STILL CHIMPS AROUND.
          WHAT A MORON!!!

        12. BOTH PARENTS DO THE BRAINWASHING OF THEIR CHILDREN. NOT JUST MOTHERS. EVEN SCHOOLS DO SO. TRUTH HURTS YOU TOO. COS IT STINKS. IT SCREAMS. BLINDS YOU.

    2. “This article is wrong. A cat is the alpha animal.
      – Cats do what they want whenever they want. No fucks are given.”
      Agreed. Many cats have a “don’t give a shit” attitude that most men would do well to emulate.
      I can’t tell you how many women at my vet clinic have spoken disparagingly about people (usually men) who prefer dogs to cats for the simple reason that “men like to have something to boss around”.
      It’s a stereotype that does not reflect well on the men who fit it, and articles like this are evidence that our man-hating enemies have some amount of truth on their side.
      I submit that we should stop giving them a weapon to use against us, fellow RoK readers.

      1. “I can’t tell you how many women at my vet clinic have spoken
        disparagingly about people (usually men) who prefer dogs to cats for the
        simple reason that “men like to have something to boss around”.
        That’s why men domesticated dogs. Because dogs are loyal.
        Dogs fought in wars and guarded homes. Does that make woman like? Did cats fight in wars and guard homes?
        Men will always be attracted to dogs. Because only dogs watch your back – like a fellow man will.

        1. “Men will always be attracted to dogs. Because only dogs watch your back – like a fellow man will.”
          Are you saying that all of our fellow men will watch our back? If so, I want some of what you’re smoking.
          As I posted (in a YT clip) elsewhere on this page, some cats can and will put themselves in harm’s way to defend their loved ones, and some dogs will attack without reason.

        2. Unfortunately, a lot of dogs that have the equivalent of mental illnesses because their owners are not taking proper care of them. Healthy dogs do not exhibit those behaviours in nature.
          When a higher energy dog (especially medium-big dogs) doesn’t get enough exercise, the energy gets trapped and manifests as crazy behaviours. It’s like locking up a person in solitary and having them go mad.
          But I agree that cats have their uses too. Dogs are great for hunting, herding and guarding. Cats are useful for agriculture where they hunted pests that could destroy your crops, this was why the Egyptians worshipped cats.

        3. Agreed. Your comment is fair and balanced. I’m definitely a cat person but most dogs are great critters despite being much higher maintenance than cats. As a vet I’d much rather examine and treat a nice dog than a psychotic cat.

        4. I would like to draw your attention to the 108th Cats Battalion, the most highly decorated unit in the British Army, serving in multiple wars until they were finally disbanded after WW2, due to complaints by animal rights groups.

        5. Even worse, dogs shit everywhere. How many of our fellow men shit on the sidewalk or in the park? At least a cat will do it discretely in a box or flowerbed, and cover it up afterwards.
          Even better, cats will look after their own hygiene whereas the only time a dog gets a bath is when its forced to.

      2. – I can’t tell you how many women at my vet clinic have spoken disparagingly about people (usually men) who prefer dogs to cats for the simple reason that “men like to have something to boss around”. –
        Why would anyone voluntarily have some snobby a-hole creature around that never appreciates anything you do and never obeys any commands? (I am talking about cats though I guess this applies to many women as well)
        Seems like people who prefer cats because they are a “challenge” might have some self-esteem issues (same with men that cannot live without an “independent” woman constantly shit-testing them).

        1. On the other hand, cats are lower maintenance than dogs, so they do have that going for them.

        2. “Obeys commands” because I want a pet for companionship, not to do my bidding, you psycho

        3. Yes because it is so awesome having a pet that will claw you if you try to pick it up it and it isn’t in the mood. In every relationship one being is dominant and the other submissive; cat owners prefer being submissive to their cats.

        4. I have a cat. He is well trained. Stays off of the areas he knows he is not supposed to be on, never scratches the furniture and understands when meal time is. People who say cats cannot be trained probably never tried.

        5. Nah its more awesome to have a pet that will tear the throat out of your neighbor’s newborn…

        6. WHAT YOU SAID IS ILLOGICAL
          A PERSON WITH LACK OF SELF ESTEEM WOULD AND DOES WANT A DOG, COS DOGS TREAT HUMANS AS IF HUMANS WERE GODS.
          CONTRARY, PEOPLE WITH GREAT SELF ESTEEM DO NOT NEED DOGS TO TELL THEM THEY ARE GREAT. THEY TAKE CATS COS CATS ARE HUMANS’ EQUALS. NOT SLAVES LIKE DOGS.

        7. NO. CAT OWNERS WANT THEIR EQUAL IN THE RELATIONSHIP WITH A CAT.
          DOG OWNERS WANT A SLAVE IN THE DOG.

        8. CATS ARE ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE HIGH SELF ESTEEM.
          DOGS ARE FOR PEOPLE WITH INFERIORITY COMPLEX.

    3. If anything, lions are the cowards. Lions just look cooler and it was easier to sell them as a noble creature.
      In reality, hyenas are superior hunters. Lions have a very limited application of their hunting strategy: stalk a prey and hope that it gets far enough away from the herd for them to pounce. Their hunts don’t pan out as often as most people think.
      The hyenas are extremely coordinated. They’ll go into the main herd where it’s most dangerous, disperse the herd as a team and then chase down the weakest link. Once a kill has been made, they make a call to let the others know.
      Lions tend to cower from danger and listen for the hyena call, stalk the hyenas and try to score a free meal by stealing the dead prey from a lone hyena. The prime hunting grounds are also dominated by hyenas.
      Lions basically make due with the land they are allowed to have and try to get some extra table scraps from the hyenas.

      1. and female hyenas are the only mammal that pisses through their clit…. there’s a useless piece of information you didn’t need to know…. .but imagine how different the world might be if human females had that ability.

        1. and female hyenas also give birth through their clit… imagine how differently female circumcision would be perceived if human females had that ability.

        2. Given the inverse dimorphic evolution taking place in the West and especially America they probably soon will.
          And you thought manjaws and broad shoulders were the sole reason for worry…

        3. WHATEVER THE CASE FREUD GOT IT WRONG BY THINKING WOMEN ARE JEALOUS OF MEN COS MEN HAVE PENISES.
          NO.
          IT IS THE OTHER WAY ROUND.
          WOMEN AND MEN HAVE PARALLEL SEXUAL ORGANS
          VAGINA EQUALS PENIS COS PENIS GOES INTO THE VAGINA. THEY ARE BOTH MEANS FOR THE SPERM TO GO TO THE EGG.
          THEN, WOMEN HAVE OVARIES FOR THEIR EGGS WHILE MEN HAVE TESTES FOR SPERM.
          BUT, WOMEN HAVE NOT ONE EXTRA SEXUAL ORGAN THAN MEN, BUT TWO.
          WE HAVE WOMBS FOR OUR FERTILIZED EGG TO GROW TO A BABY. TO FEED IT THERE UNTIL THE TIME FOR ITS BIRTH COMES, WHEN IT HAS DEVELOPED INSIDE A WOMAN FULLY.
          BUT THIS IS NOT THE END OF THE STORY.
          THE NEWLY BORN BABY HAS TO FEED BUT CANNOT TAKE IN AND DIGEST ANYTHING BUT LIQUID FOOD.
          IT’S MOTHER’S (OR ARTIFICIAL) MILK.
          THIS IS WHAT MOST MEN ARE JEALOUS OF WOMEN, OF OUR ABILITY TO GROW INSIDE OF US OUR FERTILIZED EGG UNTIL FULLY DEVELOPED. AND THEN FEED IT OFF OUR OWN VERY BODY.
          SOME THING TO BE JEALOUS OF, THIS!!!

        4. THIS IS NO GOOD ABILITY, OTHERWISE THE EVOLUTION WOULD HAVE PRESERVED IT IN WOLVES. BUT NOT.
          MOST MAMMALS HAVE CLITORIS WHICH IS THE RESIDUAL OF THE PENIS, AND VAGINA, TWO TUBES, NOT ONE. ONE FOR SEXUAL ENJOYMENT, THE CLITORIS, ANT THE OTHER AS A WAY, ROAD, FROM THE UTERUS TO THE OUTER WORD. THE BIRTH CANAL. IT IS AN EMBETTERMENT. AND YOU ARE NOT, COS YOU ARE AN IDIOT, IF YOU THINK IT IS A GOOD IDEA THAT THERE IS ONLY ONE TUBE IN FEMALES, NOT TWO. NO VAGINA, AND YOU CALL IT GOOD!!!

      2. That also isn’t true. Lions and hyenas follow each other. They steal from each other. They are rivals living in the same area. Lions have a hunt strategy. Funnel the prey to other lions waiting to give chase, ambush.
        Male lions fight for prime hunting grounds, are in constant battle with hyenas as competitors. Don’t know what you mean by they are allowed to have land. Nor what danger lions tend to cower from. Poachers? If so that would be smart. Elephants?
        Lions will follow vultures, as do hyenas. Maybe what you think is superior hunting of the hyena is that they will eat almost anything.
        This too brings an end to this animal kingdom lesson

        1. Who said lions didn’t have a hunting strategy? They are simply inferior hunters as I have already explained. They fail frequently and often rely on hyena table scraps. Researchers have known this since the 70’s. You can’t rely on infotainment and Lion King as your source of ‘animal kingdom lesson’.
          Recently, researchers finally got the technology to record these dynamics on video in the dead of night. Previously, they could only get daytime/early nighttime footage when hyenas had the worst ability. The vast majority of hunts take place in the dead of night where the hunters are most effective.
          You’ll see hyenas feeding on their catch and then a lion will come in near the end to steal scraps that’s not even worth fighting over. The odd hyena will steal from a lion, but that is the exception. It confirms the 70’s research that was only documented on text and audio.
          I have also explained that lions will not run into the main herd where it is most dangerous (as in this is the danger they cower from), but most target rich. As a result, lions fail if the right opportunity doesn’t come up and they go for hyena table scraps later. Hyenas go for the main herd as a basic hunting strategy and they are very successful.
          Lion prides are small and they do not coordinate well with other prides. Hyenas come from big families and they split into smaller packs to hunt. The packs coordinate with each other very well. The large hyena families live where it is safest and also very accessible to the biggest herds.
          Lions stay clear from the main hyena family, which makes sense since they would be outnumbered by factors of 10. Males from different hyena families will have strong bonds with each other, extending more influence. There is nothing to fight over as the hyenas have complete dominion over the prime grounds of their choice. The lions can only fend off individuals or small numbers of trespassers in the space they settled in.

        2. Lions are excellent hunters and do not exclusively hunt in the manner you describe.
          While your description of hyena hunting habits is very interesting, it in no way “proves” that hyenas are “better” hunters than lions.

        3. Yep, nature is fascinating. That running into the herd isn’t out of bravery. It’s a strategy. Get the herd running. Wild dogs are efficient hunters also. Partly due to pack size.
          But there’s some projection going on in a lot of the comments. But I don’t take this in too much seriousness. If it’s a documentary on hyenas you get all cool stuff hyenas can do. If it’s a documentary on lions you get Ntwadumela.

      3. Lionesses hunt in groups and have been known to withstand serious injury whilst fighting large prey. Hyenas have been known to steal kills from other animals and are famous for being scavengers.

        1. Your source doesn’t quite back up your statement not does it invalidate mine.

        2. From the national geographic article: “But it is far more frequent that the lion will steal a kill from the hyenas,” says Kay Holekamp of Michigan State University. Biologists have known this for decades”
          My statement was, “The common misconception is that hyenas steal kills from lions, but most often it’s the other way around.”
          If a quote from the Michigan State University professor is not good enough for you, you can always go to the original source. The research dates back to the 60’s and 70’s in Ngorongoro. Andy Kruuk has written a book called Spotted Hyena describing the research. The main research papers by Kruuk on this subject were titled, ‘The Spotted Hyena: A Study of Predation and Social Behaviour’, ‘Clan systems and feeding habits of hyenas’, and ‘Functional aspects of social hunting in carnivores’.
          The other behaviours I have described were found in the papers: ‘Social organization of the spotted hyena’ by Frank L G, ‘The ecology of carnivore social behaviour’ by Macdonald for defence of kills and territory.
          You can see some of the recent footage to confirm this research here: http://youtu.be/ZHep4Q_sS7Q
          Now please support your statements with similar quality sources. I would love to update my knowledge if any of it is actually incorrect.

        3. Correct. If you lived as an animal in the wild, which would you do to avoid your children and yourself going hungry?? Steal a few kills or stay honest and starve to death?? LMAO…

        4. THIS IS WHY THERE IS A SO CALLED ‘DOG’ CHARACTER OF A HUMAN. BAD.
          NO SUCH THING FOR CATS.
          COS WHAT CATS DO, DECEIVE YOU, IS PRESENT IN EVERY AND ANY SPECIES, INCLUDING LIONS. THEY HIDE TO BE ABLE TO APPROACH THEIR PREY.
          HIDING IS A FORM OF CHEATING.

      4. hyenas are primarily scavengers… meaning they feed off the kills of other animals like lions.
        Male lions are also known to hate hyenas and actually go out of their way to kill them.
        The original article is really pointless and a poor attempt at drawing a comparison between humans and animals. Dogs are “loyal” to humans because at some point in their evolutionary history they realized that humans feed them and its better for them to stick around, in the meantime we used them for herding, hunting, etc….. Also worth noting is the fact that a dogs begging and “puppy eyes” is an evolutionary instinct that was learned and passed down by dogs because humans and dogs have the closest connection between species. Dogs know they can get things from humans by begging. Watch the documentary “Dogs Decoded” it explains it much better than I can off the top of my head.
        Good Day

        1. DOGS BEG HUMANS FOR FOOD.
          CATS CUDDLE HUMANS FOR FOOD.
          WHICH IS PRETTIER, DO YOU THINK?!

      5. Lol…which is basically the smartest thing an animal could do in that situation. So, you’re saying it’s a lot smarter and braver to go into a dangerous battle every day with a complex battle plan to get food instead of just conserving most energy and making only one or 2 kills every few weeks with no chance of danger?? That’s one of the dumbest arguments I’ve ever heard. You do realize you ruined your own argument, correct?? I’m guessing probably not. Men…simple and stupid, but gotta love ’em!

        1. Men are simple and stupid? That must be why we are the dominant sex and why for the most part men rule the world.
          Are we dominant just because of physical strength alone?
          Probably not.
          Maybe your just so simple/stupid you don’t have the capacity to realize just exactly how dumb you are.
          Actually, I think its worse than that, I think that you actually believe your smart/intelligent.
          That may just be the worst personality trait to have, one i’m seeing more and more often
          Anyways, a bit off topic, stupid bitches trigger me so fucking fast.

        2. “we are the dominant sex and why for the most part men rule the world.”
          This statement is correct, however, you are missing a vital point here, causes.
          let me give you an example,
          if you have 2 sons, kept one locked up in the house without exposure to the outside world whether physically or virtually (internet) while you invested efforts in training the other, taught him plenty of skills and knowledge.
          Now, after a long period of time, you decide to unleash the locked up son to the outside world,
          which one do you think will have better survival rates?
          obviously not the locked up one.
          Do I need to elaborate more?
          if you don’t know what kind of abuse and injustice women had to put up with throughout the history MOSTLY “because of physical strength alone”, then please read history or rather, just keep your sexism to yourself. I feel sorry for your female partner or your daughters if you have (which I doubt).

        3. I understand what you mean, but women aren’t being locked in houses.
          More often then not, THEY CHOOSE TOO PUT THEMSELVES THERE.
          Most women would rather just find a man, get pregnant and settle down because its easy.
          Too me, it’s like women seem to have this parasite mentality where they’re obsessed with finding a man and being in a relationship, like its some sort of fucking neanderthal instinct bred into them.
          Honestly, I don’t even feel bad, women have way more rights these days then men will ever have, because much like children if they cry and bitch enough they always get their way.
          LOL!!! you wanna talk about physcial abuse, be a man for a day, work a real mans job in the fucking mud and shit for 20 hours a day freezing your fuckign ass off in the bush in the middle of nowhere and then come tell me about how all you women want to be equal and do it as well.
          You women are so soft and i’m glad you don’t rule the world, because we would all be screwed.
          The truth is women and men are not equal and we will never be, and in many ways one is greater than the other.
          That goes both ways of course.

        4. Also physical strength doesn’t mean shit.
          I prove that fact everyday, i’m not very big and i’m definitely not the strongest man around, i have to use my brain to outwit and accomplish what stronger men can do with brute strength alone on a daily basis
          You women can do the same or could have done the same at any time throughout history, many do or have done just that.
          but its just soo much easier to come on the internet and cry victim and act like your sooo fucking oppressed…. like give me a break you have no idea and you sound fucking ridiculous

        5. again, you are focusing on a symptom you see in the present time (perhaps personal cases) while missing out on the essential causes.
          There is no respectable scientific/logical analysis ever done via your approach.
          I’m guessing you have never been in a present environment where women are still being publicly oppressed and dominated by men through the ruling body itself, YOU WILL see that they produce almost NOTHING compared to the modern world where women are gaining/have already gained their equivalent rights.
          also, females have contributed to society recently way more than they did throughout the known history, this just needs a bit of reading to realize which I guess you haven’t done.
          Too bad you chose Zen as a label for yourself when you are far from real contemplating into matters.
          oh and, I’m a male.

        6. I forgot to mention that your argument about dependent females is based on your experience perhaps. I have seen plenty of totally independent females myself.

        7. you’re right i am focusing on a symptom i see in the present time…. is that not what the fuck we are even talking about?
          your getting us wayyy the hell off subject
          i was originally saying men are the dominant sex and its probably not because of physical strength alone… i mean how could it? if we were colossal imbeciles women would just manipulate us and they would be on top running shit would they not?
          you disagree then you start going on about fucking abuse and shit
          im done arguing with you dude either prove me wrong or stfu

        8. YOU ARE NOT THE DOMINANT SEX. YOU ARE ONLY STRONGER THAN WOMEN AND FREE OF BABIES. THIS IS WHY YOU RULE. BECAUSE OF RAW FORCE AND FREEDOM OF CHILDREN. YOU ARE LOWLY CREATURES. EVOLUTION EVOLVED YOU, THE ‘Y’ JUST IN ORDER TO GIVE FEMALES ANOTHER GENE POOL. ALL THE REST IS HERS. NATURE THINKS MUCH HIGHER OF FEMALES. COS THEY GIVE BABIES. YOU GIVE THINGS. WOMEN CAN CLONE, YOU
          CANNOT. THIS IS WHY ALL EMBRYOS ARE FEMALE IN THE BEGINNING OF THEIR LIVES, EKSES AND IPSILONS. THIS IS WHY MALES HAVE TITS. YOU ARE HALF FEMALES, ALL OF YOU MALES, COS YOU HAVE ONLY ONE Y AND AN X, WHILE WE HAVE TWO EKSES. WE ARE DOUBLY FEMALES, MEN ARE ONLY HALF MEN AND HALF WOMEN.THUS SO MANY MORE MALE GAYS THAN LESBIANS.

        9. HE DOES NOT WANT TO EDUCATE HIMSELF ABOUT WHAT YOU SUGGEST HIM HE DOES. HE WANTS TO STAY IN THE DARK ABOUT IT COS HE IS AFRAID OF WHAT HE WOULD FIND OUT ABOUT MALE GENDER. UGLY STUFF.

        10. YES, YOU ARE WEAKER FROM MOST MEN THUS YOU USE YOUR BRAIN WHEN FACED WITH A STRONGER MAN THAN YOURSELF.
          BUT YOU ARE STRONGER THAN ALL WOMEN, AND NORMALLY ALL WOMEN ARE MUCH WEAKER THAN ALL MEN GIVEN THE SAME WEIGHT, COS WOMEN’S WEIGHT IS IN FAT, MEN’S IS IN MUSCLES.
          SO. YOU USE YOUR BRAINS ONLY AGAINST STRONGER MEN THAN YOURSELF. AGAINST WEAKER MEN AND ALL WOMEN YOU USE YOUR MUSCLES.
          COS IT IS EASIER THAN TO T H I N K
          WOMEN, ON THE OTHER SIDE, BEING WEAKER THAN ALMOST ALL MEN, USE THEIR BRAINS. BUT, WHEN TWO WOMEN FIGHT, THEY WILL USE MUSCLES.
          COS IT’S EASIER THAN TO THINK.
          SIMPLE AS THAT.
          IF YOU PUT A WOMAN AND A MAN TO FIGHT WITH THEIR BRAINS ONLY, YOU WOULD HAVE TO TIE THE MAN TO A WALL SO THAT HE CANNOT GO NEAR THE WOMAN. ONLY THEN WE WOULD KNOW WHICH GENDER IS DOMINANT. COS HUMAN DOMINATION OVER ANIMALS IS IN THEIR BRAINS, NOS MUSCLES.
          AND IT IS OBVIOUS THAT NATURE MADE WOMEN BRAINIER THAN MEN COS WOMEN HAVE OUR SPECIES ON OUR SHOULDERS, I.E. ON OUR BRAIN POWER. OR OTHERWISE, IF WE WERE SO SILLY AS MEN ARE, AND STUPID, THE SURVIVAL OF THE OUR SPECIES WOULD BE ENDANGERED.

        11. HAHAHA!!!
          CHOSE. AGAIN HAHAHA.
          MEN HAVE MONEY. MONEY TRANSLATES INTO FOOD AND ALL THE OTHER THINGS CHILDREN NEED TO SURVIVE, AND TO SURVIVE WELL, NOT JUST SURVIVE.
          WOMEN ARE MOTHERS
          THEY CANNOT MAKE MONEY I DON’T MEAN LITERARY OF COURSE, COS MEN KEEP ALL GOOD AND WELL PAID JOBS FOR THEMSELVES AND COS WOMEN ARE LITERALLY OCCUPIED BY THEIR CHILDREN. SO WOMEN MARRY RICH MEN FOR MONEY FOR THEIR CHILDREN. NO OTHER WAY.
          MOZART HAD A SISTER, ANNA. SHE WAS PROBABLY AS TALENTED AS HER BROTHER WOLFGANG. SO SHE WENT TO ROYAL COURTS TOGETHER WITH WOLFGANG TO PLAY.
          THEN SHE CAME OF AGE 18 FOR MARRIAGE. MARRIAGE IN ITSELF COULD AND WOULD NOT HAVE PREVENTED HER FROM BEING ANOTHER MOZART. BUT CHILDREN WOULD.COS, IF SHE ONLY MARRIED, AND HER HUSBAND DID THE HOUSE CHORES TOGETHER WITH HERS, SHE COULD BE ANNA MOZART AS WELL AS WOLFGANG MOZART
          BUT HAVING AND RAISING CHILDREN IS OF SUCH A HIGH ORDER THAT NOTHING ELSE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT, NOT EVEN ANOTHER MOZART, A FEMALE ONE, TOGETHER WITH THE ONE WE HAVE.
          AND OF COURSE I AM LISTENING TI HIM RIGHT NOW. HE ADORED HIS WIFE AND DID NOT THINK HE IS BETTER THAN HER. HE KNEW S H E WAS BETTER, COS SHE BORE HIM FIVE CHILDREN. F I V E
          ALL BUT HE AND ANNA DIED IN INFANCY.

        12. RIGHT.
          JUST RECENTLY I READ ON THE INTERNET THAT AN INDIAN COMMERCIAL PLAIN HAS FLOWN FROM MUMBAI TO LOS ANGELES VIA PACIFIC OCEAN AND FLEW BACK VIA ATLANTIC OCEAN.
          CREW, ALL FEMALE. ALL.
          OH, AND I AM A LADY.

        13. NOT ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE STRONGER SEX, BUT BECAUSE THEY ARE FREE FROM CHILDREN, IN
          THREE WAYS:
          1. PREGNANCY, CHILDBIRTH AND REARING OF CHILDREN UNTIL ABOUT THEIR 20 YOA.
          2. TIME WISE, ACTUALLY ALL THEIR LIVES. MOTHER IS ALWAYS MOTHER.
          3. PCYCHOLOGICALLY. THEIR MINDS ARE ON CHILDREN ALL THEIR WAKING HOURS.
          BUT OF COURSE THEIR GENE POOLS ARE NO WORSE NOR BETTER THAN THOSE OF MALES. IT IS ON THE PERSON. THE REASON FOR THIS IS THAT BOTH FEMALES AND MALES GIVE 23 CHROMOSOMES, WHERE GENES ARE ATTACHED TO, TO THE BABY. BOTH.
          THUS THEY BOTH HAVE IN GENERAL EQUALLY GOOD OR BAD GENE POOLS.

        14. HE CANNOT CHILL COS HE KNOWS DEEP DOWN THAT MEN ARE INFERIOR TO WOMEN, IF THEY HAD NOT BEEN THE NATURE WOULD GIVEN THEM THE TASK TO HAVE CHILDREN. NATURE GAVE IT TO WOMEN AND THAN GAVE THEM MANY BETTER THINGS, FOR SURVIVAL, THAN TO MEN. IT IS SO OBVIOUS THAT ONLY A BLIND MALE CANNOT SEE IT. SUCH A MAN IS EITHER NOT A FULL MAN, MAYBE HIDDEN GAY, OR IS REJECTED BY WOMEN. SO HE HATES THEM. REJECTED, COS HE IS NOT AMONG THE BEST SPERM DONORS, WHICH IS…GOOD SPERM…OF GENETICALLY SUPERB MAN…IS OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE FOR CHILDREN AND THUS FOR THEIR MOTHERS. TO WOMEN. TO FEMALES.

        15. LOL, I really don’t care anyways, you can keep up the white knight act, its not going to get you any pussy.
          After reading one of tsahpina’s comments your superior gender specimen joke cracked me the fuck up.
          i deal with triggered moronic females like her all fucking day, every day.
          she argues with pure emotion and rage, lmao, she must be better than me in every single way.

        16. btw, thanks for coming on here and leaving a bunch of retarded comments, you basically just proved my whole argument with mullz right,
          and contradicted yourself lmfao

        17. hey zen, not only are you stupid but you are extra stupid, do you think a dude would write all this hymn for women, being a dude.no. i am a woman and i hate simpletons like you.and please don’t read this cos you don’t deserve enlightment. better stay in the dark cos that way your idiotic genes will not have a chance to replicate in your child that will never be born fortunately for the planet and all humanity on it.

        18. Read my reply to mullz where i clearly called you a woman, now quit replying to me you fucking basket case.

      6. NO. MALES (LIONS) EXPLOIT THEIR FEMALES, THE LIONESSES.
        NO COWARDS AT ALL.
        FIND ON GOOGLE A LINK OF A TO DEATH FIGHT BY LION AGAINST TIGER. USUALLY TIGER WINS, BUT THERE IS ONE FIGHT WHERE THE LION KILLED THE TIGER. BOTH OF THEM KNEW FROM THE VERY START OF THE FIGHT THAT ONE WILL DIE. AND YET THEY FOUGHT.
        BUT, THE THREE HUNDRED OF THE KING LEONIDAS AT THERMOPILES KNEW THEY WILL ALL DIE FROM THE PERSIANS. YET, ONE SURVIVED, THE ENEMY THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD, TO TELL US THE STORY.THEY WERE EVEN LESS COWARDS THAN LIONS AND TIGERS. COS IN LION VS TIGER CASE, THERE IS AT LEAST 50:50 CHANCE OF WINNING THE FIGHT.
        THIS EXAMPLE, RAISES THE QUESTION OF WHY MALES FIGHT. BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT THE ‘Y’ CHROMOSOME IS ALL ABOUT. FIGHT AND SEX.
        NOT VERY NOBLE.
        WOMEN LIVE FOR CHILDREN. VERY NOBLE.
        THE BEAUTIFUL ‘EKS’ CHROMOSOME THAT MAKES UP THE FEMALE GENDER IN EVERY AND ANY SPECIES.
        INCLUDING US, HUMAN MOTHERS.

    4. and dogs are smelly, needy shit bags, that piss all over everything, pooh up the streets, and can’t feed themselves, which is why they are constantly begging and whining for attention. it has nothing to do with loyalty and everything to do with their empty belly.
      only a farmer needs a dog, and only a farm needs cats to catch mice. dogs and cats should be outlawed within city limits… i’ll be happy to shoot them on sight.

      1. Shut up. The alpha male uses dogs as one way to game the honies. Shoot an animal and get locked up, fuckface.

      2. SO, THEY LET YOU INMATES COMPUTER ON PSYCHIATRIC WORD. GOOD FOR YOU. BUT PLEASE SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE. COS HUMANS THAT DISLIKE ANIMALS ARE NOT HUMAN.
        THEY ARE ONLY HUMANOIDS. OR ROBOTS. BEASTS.

    5. Hyenas aren’t dogs. They’re actually more closely related to the cat family than to the dog family. But they’re not cats either. They belong in they’re own separate family.

    6. Dogs are domesticated wolves. If want to know how alpha men act look to the grey wolf.

        1. EVOLUTION OF THE FIRST LIVNING CELLS WHICH MULTIPLIED BY DIVISION OF ONE CELL IN TWO, FOUND THE WAY TO MAKE THE ‘Y’ CHROMOSOME, THE MALE, OTHERWISE THE LIVING CELLS WHICH WHICH DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL MULTIPLICATION WOULD OR DID DIE OFF. THERE WAS A NEED FOR TWO DIFFERENT ORGANISMS OF THE SAME SPECIES TO UNITE THEIR TWO DIFFERENT GENE POOLS, SO THAT THEIR ‘CHILDREN’ WOULD HAVE YET DIFFERENT GENE POOL FROM THEIR PARENTS, UNLIKE IN BY DIVISION MULTIPLICATION, WHEREBY BOTH ‘CHILDREN’ OF THE MOTHER CELL HAD THE SAME GENE POOL AS MOTHER DID. DIFFERENT GENE POOLS IN CHILDREN FROM PARENTS ENABLE SURVIVAL OF THE AT LEAST SOME OF THE CHILDREN WHEN THE SURROUNDING CHANGES TO SOMETHING ELSE. COS THERE ARE MUTATIONS, AND THE GOOD MUTATIONS WILL SURVIVE. THE DIFFERENT ONES FROM THE PACK THAT WILL DIE COS THE SURROUNDING CHANGED INTO SOMETHING THEY HAVE NOT BEEN PREPARED FOR. LIKE THE COLOR OF FUR AND OTHER SUCH.

      1. Dogs are not domesticated wolves. To say this is akin to saying humans are domesticated chimps.

        1. uh dude. dogs evolved from wolves and became domesticated due to the convenience of feeding off of what humans left behind. this process took thousands of years back when mankind worked in hunter/gatherer systems. as society became more stationary with towns, it streamlined the process of the selective breeding of non-aggressive wolves, which in turn moved to selective breeding of physical characteristics of what then became what we would call dogs, which in turn produced the many different breeds of dogs we know today.
          im fairly certain this is common knowledge. i have no idea why blatant ignorance still baffles me. i would love to just “accept” the fact that many people are just fucking stupid, but i expect more out of humanity than i should, i suppose.

        2. oh and we evolved from monkeys so yeah, your attempt at a sarcastic comparison fell on its own face.

        3. If dogs and wolves are contemporaneous, obviously it is impossible that one evolved from the other. Likewise with humans and apes or monkeys.
          Again, likewise with humans and apes, it makes more sense to assume that dogs and wolves have a common ancestor. This is not the same as saying one evolved from the other.
          Common “knowledge” is usually wrong my friend.

        4. W H A T ?!
          YOU ARE A DEFINITION OF STUPIDITY.
          YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EVOLUTION WORKS.
          I’LL TRY TO PUT SOME LIGHT IN YOUR ‘BRAIN’.
          WHEN WE MAKE CHEESE FROM MILK (DOGS FROM WOLVES, HUMANS FROM CHIMPS), THIS DOES NOT MEAN THAT WE MADE CHEESE OF A L L MILK. JUST SOME.
          THIS IS WHY THERE ARE STILL WOLVES ALONG WITH DOGS AND CHIMPS ALONG WITH HUMANS. BOTH WOLVES AND CHIMPS ARE THE MILK THAT DID NOT EVOLVE INTO CHEESE.
          GET IT?
          N.K. FEMALE ATHEIST
          PS. IF EVOLUTION WORKED THE WAY YOU IMAGINE IT DOES, THERE WOULD BE ONLY O N E SPECIES NOW LEFT. COS ALL PREVIOUS SPECIES ON THE LADDER OF EVOLUTION WOULD HAVE EVOLVED INTO THEIR NEXT STEP.
          US, HUMANS. WE ARE THE LATEST, IF NOT LAST STEP IN EVOLUTION.
          BUT, MANY SPECIES HAVE PRESERVED THEMSELVES. MOST.
          SOME NOT, HOWEVER. DINOSAURS.
          COS THE SECOND THAT S O M E BACTERIA (PLURAL OF BACTERIUM, INFO FRO THE ILLITERATE IN BIOLOGY) EVOLVED INTO THE NEXT (IN EVOLUTIONARY SERIES SPECIES ORDER), THERE WOULD NOT BE ANY BACTERIA NOW LEFT ON THE EARTH, COS, ACCORDING TO YOUR STUPID UNDERSTANDING OF EVOLUTION, OF WHICH YOU OF COURSE IN DENIAL, AS WELL OF GLOB AL WARMING MOST PROBABLY, A L L (NOT JUST SOME, AS IS THE CASE) BACTRIA WOULD HAVE EVOLVED INTO THE NEXT, IN EVOLUTIONARY ORDER, SPECIES. AND SO ON UNTIL, IN YOUR STUPID OPINION, A A L L CHIMPS WOULD HAVE EVOLVED INTO US. SO, WE WOULD HAVE NOTHING TO EAT. THERE WOULD BE NO PLANTS EITHER, COS THEY PRECEDED ANIMALS. AND WE WOULD BE FORCED TO FEED ON OUR OWN SPECIES, US.
          FOR YOUR INFO, IF YOU HAVE ANYWHERE (LIKE A BRAIN, JUST SAYING) TO PUT IT IN, BACTRIA ARE ANIMALS. SO, ALL ANIMALS, INCLUDING US OF COURSE, EVOLVED FROM THE FIRST LIVING CELLS. NOT ONE. AND NOT ALL OF THEM. ONLY FROM SOME. KIND OF.

        5. Sorry. But that is not the point. The point is that you have no idea how evolution works. Read some Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris and then report to me. I wish you good learning.

        6. Already have read Richard Dawkins and others. And current evidence shows that dogs are not descended from wolves.

    7. hyenas are matriarchal, and males are smaller and less powerful than females. They area also not dogs

    8. Feliformia (also Feloidea) is a suborder within the order Carnivora consisting of “cat-like” carnivorans, including cats (large and small), hyenas, mongooses, civets, and related taxa. Feliformia stands in contrast to the other suborder of Carnivora,Caniformia (“dog-like” carnivorans).
      -Thank you Wikipedia.

      1. Ok, they aren’t dogs.
        Fine then the top two badass mammals fall under the Feliformia branch.
        Cats 2 – Dogs 0

    9. I agree with this, and it’s what I always thought. Cats can defend themselves and live out in the wild. Hell, they’re much better at doing that than many other animals are, and in some places they’re even classified as invasive species. Dogs are utterly dependent on humans for survival.
      Your ‘highest example of dog’ is wrong though; that would be the wolf. Wolves are intelligent and powerful. Modern dogs are descended from wolves. Although, still, cats are much better survivors than wolves are, even if you just go by the sheer number of cats that exist in the wild today (to be fair, a large part of this is due to humans tolerating cats but killing wolves).

      1. Wolves are not dogs and dogs are not descended from wolves. They do have a common ancestor though.

        1. You are mistaken in comparing wild dogs to domesticated dogs. These belong to different genera. They cannot even hybridize. Wolves and the domestic dog both belong to the genus Canis. The dogs we know are descendants of animals bred from Eurasian wolves by tribes of hunter gatherers.

        2. If you say wolves and dogs evolved concurrently from a common ancestor, then the only species you could have been speaking of are the wild canids such as dholes and African wild dogs. None of these are the ancestors of the domestic dog, despite the common usage of the word. Canis lupus familiaris was selectively bred from ancient wolves that were probably not the same species, but taxonomically very close to the grey wolf or eurasian wolf.

        3. If modern dogs were bred from ancient wolves, doesn’t that suggest that modern wolves evolved from this same ancestor?
          Btw, every species of plant and animal on this planet has a common ancestor. We are merely talking about where the road forked for modern dogs and and wolves.

        4. Modern wolves have changed very little. We are talking about the age of hunter/gatherers which isn’t that long ago in evolutionary terms. Common ancestry is one thing but dogs are basically the same species as the wolf, formally recognized as a subspecies. It’s different from modern apes and humans for example who both shared one primate ancestor at some point.

        5. But it’s true. Maize as we know it did not exist in nature. Humans created it from the teosinte. Today, both maize and teosinte exist, and can easily hybridize, just like wolves and dogs.

      2. OF COURSE HUMANS KILL WOLVES.
        NOBODY, BUT IDIOT DOGS, KILL CATS, COS CATS DON’T KILL PEOPLE. MANY DOGS WOULD.

    10. Cats are cool but Dogs are just way better. Dogs can do way more than cats.
      You cant take cats with you anywhere. The best a cat can do for you, if you feed it, it might check/keep you yard/garden from snakes/rodents.
      Hyenas although not really 100% canine, are smarter than the dumb lion. The hyenas roll up on the lion and steal their lunch. It may be ugly looking but it definitely got balls. Unfortunately in the Hyenas hierarchical structure the female is the top/leader.

      1. THERE IS NOTHING UNFORTUNATE IN NATURE. MATRIARCHY IN HYENAS IS THERE EXACTLY BECAUSE HYENAS HAVE BALLS.
        BUT BALLS SUCK. IT’S BREASTS THAT ARE COOL.

    11. Hyenas aren’t dogs, and they aren’t cowards. Hunt in packs as other social animals, lions, wolves, wild dogs, etc… Lions are bigger than hyenas. That’s not much of a point. Lions hunt as a group to bring down one zebra.
      Hyenas are bigger than leopards and cheetahs. Cheetahs will hunt in pairs sometimes. No animal can be called a coward when you’re living in constant gang warfare, and surviving.
      But the purpose of the article I don’t think was in much seriousness, so that’s the end of the animal kingdom lesson.

      1. LIONESSES HUNT AS A GROUP, TWO TO THREE
        LIONS ARE HAREM OWNERS AND LIVE TO FUCK

    12. If the Hyena is the highest example of a dog, dogs have nothing to be ashamed about!
      Hyenas have one of the most powerful bites in the animal kingdom – even more powerful than a lion or a tiger!
      Quite frankly though, I think this entire article makes no sense!
      Just let animals be animals and stop comparing them to us!
      It’s silly!

      1. HYENAS ARE AMONG THE UGLIEST BEASTS!!!
        ALL CATS ARE BEAUTIFUL. THE MOST OF ALL

    13. No. While anyone can really flip it and interpret any way you want, women are like cats and men are like dogs for too many more reasons than the other way around. The positive and negative traits also coincide.
      You could also accuse “the ultimate alpha” for being the “ultimate beta” simply because he kneeled down to propose. Doesn’t mean jack diddly.
      The second you feed a cat and give her what she wants, she will retreat to the corner and begin licking herself. Throw your girlfriend and your dog in the trunk of your car for a few hours. When you come back… which one will be happy to see you? Just like a cat, she would claw your eyes out when you open the trunk, but the dog will be happy because it fucking understands that freedom isn’t free.
      You can’t even teach a cat to do anything cool or worth telling your friends about. That’s like THE NUMBER ONE female / cat characteristic which coincides in just about every fucking case…… except maybe professional race car driver and former go-daddy cocktease Danica Patrick.
      But even still, she hit two pedestrians in a close-circuit environment and didn’t even accept personal responsibility for it. How fucking female is that. A guy would be completely devastated for running over one of his crew…. but no cat ever gave a shit if the hand that fed her dropped dead. She would eat the remains.

      1. YOU ARE UGLY INSIDE. AND NOT MORE USEFUL THAN CATS ARE. THEY ARE PRETTY TO LOOK AT. AND CUDDLE. PLEASE COMMIT SUICIDE. DIE.

    14. a lion or tiger is the apex land predator? no. they run from water buffalo like the bitches(scratch that) pussies that they are. and lions hunt in packs as well. what the hell are you talking about? your complete naivete about animals begs the question of why you would show it in an article about animals. it brings to mind what abraham lincoln said (which he got from the bible proverbs 17:28) ‘better to remain silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.’ ever seen the battle at kruger video on youtube? you see lions hunting in a pack…or trying to. lions are well known pack hunters. the alpha lion is the male when it comes to the pride. but, as selfish as cats are, they make the less powerful ones i.e. the females do the grunt work i.e. the hunting. and humans are the apex land predators too btw.

    15. Your talking about tomcats, a male cat. That’s what those are like. Another article somewhere describes alpha’s as tomcats, women as cats, and men as dogs.

      1. YES. BEAUTY. BUT NOT ONLY EXTREME BEAUTY.
        THEY ARE CUDDLY. AND THEY PURR IRRESISTIBLY.

    16. Lions are also pack animals. As long as we’re talking about non-domesticated animals here, wild dogs and wolves display few of these “mindless slave traits”.

    17. OF COURSE YOU ARE RIGHT, BUT THIS IS NOT A RANT ABOUT CATS BEING BAD AND DOGS BEING GOOD.
      IT’S ABOUT WOMEN BEING BAD AND MEN BEING GOOD. AND OF COURSE IT IS WRONG. COS, ALL PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT IN THEIR CHARACTERS, BUT MEN HAVE STRENGTH WOMEN DON’T. AND THEY USE IT AGAINST ALL WEAKER PEOPLE THAN THEMSELVES, BUT, SINCE MOST MEN WILL FIGHT BACK, THEN THE WHIP OF MALE BAD STRENGTH GOES AGAINST CHILDREN, WOMEN AND THE OLD. SUCH ARE MEN. DON’T BE FOOLED BY THIS TOXIC PERSON, HE HAS NO BRAINS TO UNDERSTAND THAT SINCE MEN HAVE KEPT FOR THEMSELVES ALL POWERS, WOMEN ARE FORCED TO TAKE FROM THEM MONEY TO FEED THEIR CHILDREN, BY MARRYING A RICH BASTARD. ONE OF MAY.
      A PSYCHOPATH’S WOMEN HATER’S RANT AGAINST FEMALES. HE IS OF COURSE DISGUSTING.

  10. “Cats are disloyal creatures. As explained above, cats are only loyal to themselves, not to their masters. Cats are essentially mercenaries.”
    Nonsense. Cats and dogs have served mankind very well throughout the earlier centuries of mankind’s bitter struggle, and as a vet I am happy to give their pampered present-day descendents much better lives than their ancestors endured. And I have seen about an equal amount of shitty behavior from dogs as I have from cats. With all due respect, I disagree with this article and I hope most readers keep an open mind about cats. And give credit where it’s due for the heroic cat Tara who struck terror in the heart of the vicious dog who attacked this young boy.

      1. I’ve got a NACALT named Socks who greets me at the door every day when I get home from work.
        He’s not as vocal as this one, but it shows that a well-loved kitty can return the favor as much as a dog.

  11. Dogs eats it’s own shit, and some time the shit of other dogs.
    Nuff said. Such intelligent creatures, huh?

    1. It’s their way of disposing of competing territorial markers. They haven’t yet mastered the art of burying it for some reason…

  12. Cats do kill off and scare away mice and rats. A Skipper Key dog can be a good ratter but cats do have that one use.

  13. Yet another silly cas vs dogs dispute. While I agree with most of stuff here, I still prefer cats and I’ll choose these little assholes over any dog.

    1. This is not a silly cats vs dogs dispute. This is a person using cats & dogs to overlay extreme misogyny.

    1. Your comment is bad and you should feel bad.
      As long as that man’s giving his attention and resources to a worthy cat and not a mere unworthy skank, that’s fine by me.
      I call my toilet-guarding kitty Socks all kinds of silly names like Snookums, Soxy Boy, what have you, and there’s no female here to say shit to me about it, nor to put her greasy grasping hands on my silver stack, nor to tell me to stop watching hockey or quit playing Dishonored. Hooray!

      1. Agreed. Any man who really knows cats realizes they make neat soft furry companions so long as you give them the space they require. Also, their natural independence is a plus unless you wanna be constantly chained to a demanding canine.

    2. WOMEN DON’T LIKE YOU COS YOU DON’T SHOW AFFECTION. THIS IS WHY YOU ARE JEALOUS AND HATE THIS LOVELY MAN WHO IS NOT AFRAID TO SHOW HIS TENDERNESS AND CUDDLINESS. HE IS GREAT.

  14. And you forgot to add that, while some dogs have been completely bred into the state of a housecat, no cat has ever been bred into a german shepher.

  15. THE DOG’S DIARY
    8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!
    9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!
    9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
    10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
    12:00 pm – Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
    1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
    3:00 pm – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
    5:00 pm – Dinner! My favorite thing!
    6:00 pm – Agility class! Truly my favorite thing!
    7:00 pm – Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
    8:00 pm – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
    11:00 pm – Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
    THE CAT’S DIARY
    Day 983 of my captivity……………
    My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling
    objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates
    and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my
    contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat
    something in order to keep up my strength. The only
    thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In
    an attempt to disgust them, I plan to once again
    vomit on the carpet tonight as they sleep. Today I
    decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at
    their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into
    their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my
    capabilities. However, they merely made
    condescending comments about what a “good little
    hunter” I am. The Bastards, may they rot!
    There was some sort of assembly of their
    accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary
    confinement for the duration of the event. However,
    I could hear the noises and smell the wonderful
    food. I overheard that my confinement was due to
    something powerful called “allergies.” I must learn
    what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
    Today, I was almost successful in an attempt to
    assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around
    the leader’s feet as he was walking. I will try
    this again tomorrow, but will time my attempt to
    catch him at the top of the stairs. I am convinced
    that the other prisoners here are flunkies and
    snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He
    is regularly released, and for some reason, seems to
    be more than willing to return. I can only assume
    that he is retarded. I am convinced that the bird
    is an informant. I observe him communicating with
    the guards regularly, and believe that he reports my
    every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now……..

  16. Well, I’m not a cat person but I know they are smart enough to find there way back home after being kicked out the night prior.

  17. “All men are dogs.” women proclaim. That’s probably the most intelligent thing to come out of a females mouth.

  18. Men and women are neither dogs nor cats.
    Nor do they possess much in the way of traits of either of them.
    The closest, behaviorally and diet-wise is an extremely sexually dimorphic rat.

  19. You can tell the author of this piece is a clueless urban dweller. I live way rural on a farm, with 3 cats and 2 dogs. The cats are rodent control units, and the dogs are security units.
    If I did not have 3 cats, I’d be knee deep in rodents, as there are at least 8 different kinds that naturally live here, and they multiply fast. When I bought this place, the previous owner had only 2 old lazy dogs, and there were rodents running amok. I had 2 cats then, and they were busy all night, for about 2 years, cleaning up the area. They used to leave their kills on the front walkway, every morning I’d find a few ripped up remains.
    In the summer my 3 present cats hardly touch their cat food, they get enough fresh meat out in the backyard and the woods behind it. I estimate they have pretty much cleared a 150 yard radius around my house of rodents.
    tl:dr> cats have a practical use, as natural rodent control, and they are good at it

  20. Not going to get into the debate about cats vs. dogs.
    There is a more important topic. One that perhaps PETA should take up.
    IT IS ANIMAL ABUSE FOR A SINGLE WOMAN TO OWN A DOG.
    I have had several dogs (and some cats). Dogs need a male master to be happy, secure, and have meaning. It’s just the way of things. Dogs look for an alpha male to serve. Most domesticated dogs will do this with whatever male is feeding them, even a beta human male; though this not true of all breeds – some need a true alpha male.
    A woman can never serve this function. To a dog, a human woman is just part of the pack.
    I have had girlfriends that had dogs. In every single case – whether the dogs was a male or a bitch – the dog was neurotic. And, in every single case, by the 3rd time I slept over, the dogs was following me around and ignoring the woman.
    It’s just plain abusive for a 30+ year old woman to try to fulfill her need for companionship with a dog. Anyone that truly knows dogs, understands them, and that is honest, can tell you this fact. Why PETA has not taken up this issue is beyond me.

  21. Dogs are pack creatures. Owning a dog is a non-stop commitment to maintaining alpha status. They shit-test you.
    Cats are independent. Leave a cat alone, and it will survive. It might like you, but it doesn’t need you.
    Owning a dog is like having a woman in your life. Owning a cat is like having a male friend. That’s why women like cats.

  22. I’ve heard this before and this assertion is actually really off point.
    The reality, which I’m surprised is so often misunderstood by people who have swallowed the red pill, is that cats are the ideal male and dogs are the ideal woman. This is why women are more attracted to cats and men to dogs.
    Men by nature want a woman who is loyal, is eternally empathetic to your needs, is grateful and not demanding, will not question your authority, treats you like a leader and alpha, etc, etc.
    Women by nature crave a man who could take or leave her, acts as if he has options, is inherently self centred, acts aloof, only gives attention when he feels like it, is unapologetic, etc. cats are alphas. Look to the lions and tigers of the world.

    1. So does the alpha wolf in the pack, from whom dogs are descended. The alpha wolf exhibits the same traits as an alpha lion would.
      Not all lions and tigers are alpha. There can only be one alpha lion. The loser lion has to abandon his territory.
      I think the idea to be grasped is about the loyalty part – which cats are lacking in, and what women are too. If cats can fend themselves, so can women. Men are more loyal to supporting and providing for a family.

      1. Sure the comparisons can only go so far as generalizations but I think you missed my point. The ideal woman that men are searching for / are drawn to possess many of the traits that a dog has (loyal, submissive, takes orders, treats you like a leader, etc.) and the man that women are drawn to, but are not necessarily aware of it, possess many of the traits of a house cat (aloof, indifferent, demanding, self absorbed, etc.). This couldn’t be more obvious to me.

    2. “Women by nature crave a man who could take or leave her, acts as if he
      has options, is inherently self centred, acts aloof, only gives
      attention when he feels like it, is unapologetic, etc” SO TRUE IT HURTS.
      I lost my girlfriend for acting like I have won the lottery just for having her. And that was my red pill. Detachment reigns supreme.

  23. While part of this mostly true, dogs are bred and genetically apt to be the slaves of men. This article makes fun of domesticated cats, but what about the “real” cats? Such as lions, tigers, jaguars, panthers etc? Military banners and flags of countries are modeled mainly after three animals, the eagle, lion or tiger. Two of those animals are cats. Maybe once upon a time wolves, (dogs) were on banners but clearly no animal on land matches the ferocity of the big cats. It’s also fitting for you Game of Thrones fans, that the family represented by the lion (Lannisters) murders the family represented by the wolf (Starks). Dogs are humble and loyal animals, but I’m sorry even domesticated cats show at times genetic markers of their more fierce cousins. Don’t forget that hyenas are also dogs, that are the mortal enemies of lions, and if we’re comparing the two, clearly lions represent the masculine and hyenas the feminine. For instance, a male tiger, hunts and fucks alone, is generally independent and without need for companionship but does this tiger exude so-called “betaness”? No. Domesticated cats too are somewhat loners and independent, which actually makes them a little alpha if you think about, which is probably why women are attracted to them. While I love dogs and would own one any day over a cat, (preferably a Hungarian Vizsla), dogs are servile animals. There is nothing alpha in servility or blind loyalty. While dogs are use unto man, cats a law unto themselves.

  24. Cats are more intelligent than dogs, they just don’t obey their master in the way dogs tho, because cats don’t have a master. They simply are the alpha masters.
    I am a man, a real man with game and I am a cat person. This is because I don’t want to take care of others like with dogs you have to play with them, take them out and their maintenance is much higher than what a cat has. In my country there’s a tax on dogs because they poop in many places and so on….
    How a man needs to take care of a dog or a woman, shows that dogs are more like women, they’re bitches.

  25. Years ago, my family kept three cats–we lived in the countryside and the cats kept the local rodents in line*–and the eldest of them saved my father’s life. He was having a heart attack late at night, and the cat came and got me. He was known to be intelligent, as cats go, so when he came into the room where I was an began acting agitated, and like he was trying to get me to follow him, I thought, “That’s the smart one; I’d better go check this out in case that’s a ‘Help! Timmy is trapped down a well!’ dance he’s doing.” Anyway, he led me to my stricken father, and off to the hospital we went….
    À bientôt,
    Mistral
    *B/C not every cat is an objectified, substitute for a child that some career troll’s dry, dusty, raisin of a womb cries out for via Facebook.

    1. Also a dog could have come and gotten you and rescued your father.
      However, I am more a cat person and I think it’s impossible to put all the pros in dogs to male characteristics and all cons in cats to female characteristics. There’s so much more into the equation and it makes this article quite useless.

      1. Certainly, you are correct, however, it was a cat, behaving in a way that we would not expect a cat to behave.
        À bientôt,
        Mistral

  26. Message to all men: please do not acquire tiny, barking, annoying dogs. They make you look emasculated and ridiculous. There is a guy in my town who walks around with a bunch of small disgusting dogs. They do not nothing but poo everywhere and make noise. If you are going to have a dog, have a real one. Leave those chihuahua and similar bullshit races for women. And as somebody stated here, give your dog plenty of exercise and freedom or don´t become a dog-owner.
    And for cats, I always loved their detachment, but I will never “own” one. Squirting them with a water-gun is one of my favorite things. They have way too many privileges (only for looking good, that reminds me of…) so they really freak out when you play pranks on them instead of adoring them.

    1. “Squirting them with a water-gun is one of my favorite things. They have
      way too many privileges (only for looking good, that reminds me of…)
      so they really freak out when you play pranks on them instead of adoring
      them.”
      – LMAO!!! Reminiscent of cum showers on women…

    2. What is wrong with chihuahuas?? We have 2. My husband likes them too, although it was my idea to adopt them. They are far from being “bullshit race”, on the contrary, they are very smart! My husband is never ashamed walking them. And neither am I!

  27. to reiterate what others have said, cats are independent and stoic (like men); dogs are emotional, dependent, and love attention (like women).
    why post the article?

  28. This article is generating some interesting, as well as slightly worrying passionate and personal responses.

  29. Its untrue that cats are useless. They were used for centuries for vermin control especially on board ships. Sailors with loather to sail without the ship’s cat.

  30. This article makes sense. The links in the points, especially the ones related to cats, actually point to how women behave like cats in real life. No wonder women exhibit ‘catty’ behavior.

  31. The truth is that women live their youth in cat-like behavior, choosing their mates. When they become older and their options become scarce, they either become loyal bitches within commitments (as dogs as loyal) or morose bitches (out of lack of a partner), or rabid, angry bitches. But the transition from a cat to a bitch takes place in every woman.
    Men who say cats are masculine should know that masculinity is not laziness, and entitlement, both which are catty traits. Cats are selfish creatures, whereas dogs are pack creatures who understand the value of camaraderie and brotherhood. You could say that they are beta-like; but dogs are loyal to their honor, and master. Men are the same, because honor, consistency, dignity and loyalty are male virtues. Cats are flighty and inconsistent like women. It’s ok to prefer cats; not act like one.

  32. This article is so biased!
    Quit trashing women and cats on the internet and get a life!

  33. A woman’s life is essentially a progression from being a cat in her youth to being a bitch in her later years.
    So women are like both cats and dogs.

  34. There’s a huge and crucial difference between cats and women:
    Cats are quiet and low-maintenance.

  35. I like both cats and dogs. But when it comes to dogs, they are easier to enjoy if they are trained. Especially over excitement barking. It may be best to allow a dog to roam, but even rural areas have more laws than ever about not letting them roam free. I don’t enjoy cats as much as I use to, because I’ve developed a slight allergy to them. Also, a cat needs to be spayed. Otherwise, its unreal moaning when in heat will drive you mad. Which brings me to your man/woman analogy. It is incomplete. You did not analyze the differences between male and female in dogs, or cats. As if male and female were interchangeable. Hope you’re not turning liberal or something.

  36. Brilliant ,so true.Ive always believed these traits mentioned above. You didnt mention that a cat comes up to you when you ignore it just like girls do. They also come up to not for affection, but to rub their scent glands on you. Very much the same thing they do to a table leg, not to show or give affection.

  37. I dunno, dogs are far needier than cats and way more expensive. Domesticated dog can’t feed itself nearly as well as a domesticated cat can, having a tough time convincing me the animal who begs for its food is more like men than women.

    1. You bet. It’s degrading to cats to compare them with women.
      Atleast cats don’t divorce you in divorce courts, steal away your children and money, and don’t give you a STD.

  38. Great Article!
    Still you are missing on one important point.
    Where i come from (village in Poland) cat aren’t useless. Cat isn’t pet to be kept at home. Cat has a job and that job is to hunt for small rodents.
    Women are like that too. You just have to give them a job, and there is one job that women do great, it’s bearing and raising children.

  39. Are you kidding me? Dogs are fun, sure, and loyal, sure, and …. I can’t think of anything else…. they’re also obnoxious, loud, dirty, filthy, and they eat anything like the beasts they are (even their own excrement), and they KILL! Babies, children, adults. When was the last time a CAT was put to sleep because it killed someone? Dogs destroy everything they come across. It’s only natural, it’s their killer instinct! Not only that, their poop is like nuclear waste. A beautiful yard of ours where the grass was always green, even during the winter, is no more! Why? Why the bloody dog of course.
    Dogs are followers, they are weak and malleable, they’re the bottom of the barrel, the brainwashed, the conditioned, the complacent idiots that constantly seek attention and validation. Cats are too cool and intelligent to grovel at any stupid entity that crosses their path. They discriminate between those who deserve their attention versus those who deserve their contempt. They don’t waste their time or their energy on those who don’t deserve them. Cats are royalty; dogs are peons.

  40. Interesting article, I do it quite true. Today society, men especially those in Asian are been treated second class among most woman especially to White and Asian. They had to be near perfect to get a decent girl. Girl I do know quite well, they will find excuse to abandon you, we guy often will forgive the woman mistake unless they their cheated. This day I meet woman are more micro manage then ever before, they want the statue of leadership yet expect the men do the dirty work and treat them special.

  41. Rousseau maintained that a person’s attitude to cats was a vital test of
    character. Those of a tyrannical nature “do not like cats because the cat
    is free and will never consent to become a slave.”
    Additionally, a relationship with a
    dog should not be one of ruler and subject. Rousseau wrote,
    “My dog himself was my friend, not my slave: we always had the same
    will, but it was not because he obeyed me.”
    I’ve noticed this. And it certainly seems to apply here.

  42. Rousseau maintained that a person’s attitude to cats was a vital test of
    character. Those of a tyrannical nature “do not like cats because the cat
    is free and will never consent to become a slave.”
    Additionally, relationship with a
    dog should not be one of ruler and subject.
    Rousseau wrote,
    “My dog himself was my friend, not my slave: we always had the same
    will, but it was not because he obeyed me.”
    I’ve noticed this. And clearly it applies here.

  43. Rousseau maintained that a person’s attitude to cats was a vital test of
    character. Those of a tyrannical nature “do not like cats because the cat
    is free and will never consent to become a slave.”
    Additionally a relationship with a
    dog should not be one of ruler and subject.
    Rousseau wrote,
    “My dog himself was my friend, not my slave: we always had the same
    will, but it was not because he obeyed me.”
    I’ve noticed this. And clearly it applies here.

  44. Rousseau maintained that a person’s attitude to cats was a vital test of
    character. Those of a tyrannical nature “do not like cats because the cat
    is free and will never consent to become a slave.”
    Additionally, a relationship with a
    dog should not be one of ruler and subject.
    Rousseau wrote,
    “My dog himself was my friend, not my slave: we always had the same
    will, but it was not because he obeyed me.”
    I’ve noticed this. And clearly it applies here.

  45. Women are not useless. I didn’t like this article from the very first paragraph, but when I got to that part I just stopped reading. How do you mean to tell me we are useless when women are teachers, doctors, engineers, researchers, economists, scientists, authors, and literally THOUSANDS of other professionals?
    Also, Author, this next part of my comment is directly addressing you.
    Women are (supposedly) useless. That means she doesn’t do anything useful. The fruit of her labor, therefore, is without value or use. But your mother put considerable labor into birthing and creating you as a person. Thus, according to your own logic, you are a useless creation without any value, because your mother (a woman) is not capable of producing things that are useful.
    Also, daily reminder that it is possible for a woman to be intelligent and beautiful.

    1. “Also, daily reminder that it is possible for a woman to be intelligent and beautiful.”
      Also, daily reminder that it is possible for a six-mile-wide asteroid to hit the earth, albeit it (and a woman being beautiful and intelligent) only happens about once every six billion years or so.

  46. I think this is actually true to a certain point but other than that, it’s just mean. Look, this article stirs up a lot of animosity amongst the genders. I mean sure girls can be cold at times and there are the especially mean ones but that doesn’t mean all of the girls are like that. And not all guys are as loyal as you portray them to be. They can be cruel at times too. If you think all females are whatever you referred to in your article, then YOU are clearly hanging around the WRONG ones. And not all men are as honest, warm, forgiving and brave as dogs. And all animals are wise, beautiful creatures. They shouldn’t be used to insult each other.

  47. As a loyal dog whose been used by every cat he has met. This article is 100% correct.

  48. “Try picking up a cat at any time, and see how it will scratch you.” WTF kind of feral animals are you trying to handle ? This is the kind of programming that gives cats a bad name.

  49. Eh, I’m a little confused.
    If men are ‘much likely’ to be dogs and women as cats, and dogs are ‘loyal’ while cats, aren’t, then is it not contradictory to state the fact that men are (usually) polygamous and women are otherwise (monogamous)?

  50. You guys take this article way too seriously. Google “allegory”.
    P.s. butthurt chicks detected 🙂

  51. Oh, I see. So, basically this website is a cesspool of ignorant MRAs and sexist bigotry. I don’t think I’ve seen a more shallow article in my entire fucking life. It’s reeking of insecurity and frankly this website seems to be an embarrassing, shameful anus of illogical dumbassery and incessant stupidity. This is why I drink. Thanks for successfully spoiling any faith I had left in humanity.

  52. This website is even more pathetic than I previously believed. It looks like deleted my previous comment. Scared of someone’s apposing opinion?

  53. Your justifications are hilarious. You did make me laugh at least. Most of the statements you made about cats are true. But, cats are by no means useless, sweetheart. So, basically, you are saying that dogs are the smart animals because they can be trained to do anything, they do everything you tell them to, never abandon you, blah, blah blah, correct? Well, that’s because like men, they are very simple minded and driven by one thing…food. Period. You believe that because a cat won’t come when he/she is called, that he/she is selfish and/or stupid. If someone “owned you” and told you to sit for no reason or run after a stick and then bring it back to him for no reason over and over again, you would do it (no questions asked) because you are like a dog, correct? And that shows intelligence and loyalty? Pitiful. I am an animal lover and ADORE both dogs and cats and appreciate each for their VERY different traits. But, to be manipulative, have one’s “owner” trained instead of the other way around, and all of the other traits you listed of cats, one has to be extremely INTELLIGENT AND have one’s “owner” figured out. Sounds a lot like a woman to me! And you sound a lot like a bitter and simple man that has been hurt before by an intelligent and strong woman. Most dog owners are men because it gives them something to finally be in CONTROL of, which is what mean seek. Most cat owners are women because they already have control and don’t HAVE to own someone. Women are independent because they have learned to be that way and so they can actually handle and even appreciate that cats are independent creatures. Answer this…which can survive on their own outside for however long they have to, domesticated cats or dogs? Cats. Are some cats lazy?? Of course! If they have “owners” that they’ve trained to do everything for them. Have you ever thought about why women and cats act the way they do?? Because it WORKS! And both were once treated as witches and burned alive and tortured. So, I don’t blame either one bit for not being more trusted. NIce try…but maybe next time try doing a little more research and a lot more thinking so someone can’t come along and poke holes upon holes into all of your silly theories. But, I thank you for the laugh!! 🙂

  54. Let’s please stop calling American men dogs. Men are NOT loyal, trustworthy or honorable. However, men DO sniff and hump every butt that crosses their path.

  55. Congratulations, you just prove to everyone you have issues with women.
    So when do you plan to graduate from middle school?

  56. This is so weird but until I was like 5 I used to think all cats were girls and all dogs were boys.. I didn’t know there was a such thing as a female dog or boy cat.. Because they just acted so much like them.

  57. I sincerely hope that this is not serious. If so, it’s pretty obvious who created this post.
    ACCORDING TO THE ARTICLE
    Cats are:
    -manipulative
    -selfish
    -vicious
    -beautiful
    And dogs are:
    -loyal
    -friendly
    -hardworking
    -active
    WELL THANKS for calling women everything bad and men everything good. And also assigning gender roles. What’s wrong with defying stereotypes? Feminism isn’t bad, it’s just that SOME PEOPLE discourage it. For some reason.
    In reality, cats are
    -ridiculous
    -instinctive
    -adaptable
    -not intelligent enough to be “manipulative”
    and dogs are
    -very instinctive
    -mostly friendly
    -attention loving
    -active
    In truth, neither gender of the species homo sapiens resembles felines or canines at all.

  58. very sexist article… puts down women and cats then praises men and dogs… not all women are the same… not all are manipulative and cruel.. Jesus! Would you say things like that about your mother or sister or grandmother or your daughter? NO!

  59. Fun article. But cats are far from useless. They’ll rid your property of pests, which is why the ancient Egyptians loved and even worshipped cats. They’ll also comfort you when you aren’t feeling well and bring you “presents”, such as their latest catch. Cats who hunt will bring home their prey and drop it at your feet.
    Nonetheless, I enjoyed the article and the images.

  60. A womans vagina also resembles a kitty..A mans penis also resembles and acts like a dog..it will hump anything..a man also looks like a dog when he has sex

    1. explain how a women’s genitalia resembles a cat? dogs will hump anything even other male dogs and eat their own shit because they’re unclean.

  61. Great article. Very on point. But a “cat” doesn’t expect you to “forgive ” it because it doesn’t believe it ever does anything WRONG. Also, you can fool a cat. Point a flashlight at a wall (pretend to be a guy with great wealth and resources) and watch how quickly many of them jump at the chance to be with you.

  62. Another one who hates women because non-consentual sex is illegal now.
    Also, if we weren’t a bit manipulative as women, we would be treated even worse by you. Manipulation is our only weapon. We can’t physically fight you back, guys. You get it? How many women are killed and violated every year?? HOW MANY?
    Now ask yourself why we have to be fucking manipulative again? TO SURVIVE!!

  63. Also, how many dogs killed by cats you know? The percentage says the opposite happens more often!

  64. This is wrong! They are saying at the beginning that females are just like cats and nothing more and in the middle they say cats are worthless pathetic lazy creatures who only want food and don’t care about their male counterparts, therefore female humans are just as I listed above? No that’s all wrong! We care about how we look and we aren’t only selfish creatures! We love our male counterparts and we dont like it when stupid people like the one who wrote this description of what girls are like treat us so terribly!

  65. IS LOYALTY OF MEN WHAT MAKES MEN CHEAT ON WOMEN DOUBLE AS MUCH AS WOMEN ON MEN?
    WHATEVER THE CASE IT IS OBVIOUS THAT YOU ARE A MISOGYNIST.
    THIS HAS TWO POSSIBLE CAUSES
    EITHER YOU ARE A GAY ‘MAN’, OR WOMEN DON’T WANT YOU.
    I WOULD FEEL SORRY FOR YOU BUT I DON’T COS YOU ARE SO UGLY IN THE INSIDE. CREEPY. I HAVE NO WORDS FOR HOW LOWLY I CONSIDER YOU AS A HUMAN BEING. HARDLY SO.

  66. just the opposite us true. dogs are needy, dependant, submissive, and don’t like to be alone. Cats are hardwired to survive and do things on their own, skilled hunters, mostly solitary, and don’t take directions from anybody. they are at the top of the food chain, afterall.

  67. Oh man….some chick really did a number on your heart, didn’t she? It’s sad but also humorous that you actually think most women are defined by the most negative stereotypical female traits, yet most men are defined by the most positive stereotypical male traits. Sorry, babe. There are evil disgusting human beings on both sides of the gender issue no matter which way you slice it. There are abusive psychopaths who enslave broken women, and liars who live double lives and break their wive’s hearts and they’ve done so since the beginning of time. This isn’t something new brought on by feminism. Your biggest fault is that you’re coloring the entire world based on your personal grievances, and that’s not the way it works.

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